Vote for MEAL EXCHANGE!

Meal Exchange is a great charity to support! Vote for them now on the link below! I have, now it's your turn!

http://toronto.twestival.com/2009/08/20/final-charity-voting-now-open/

Rama-whaytt?? Ramadan?

Peace, Purity, & Oneness.

Ramadan (pronounced RUH-ma-dan), is the month of fasting and purification many Muslims all over the world participate in.

Ramadan usually lasts 29-30 days and the most common aspect of it is the fasting which takes place each day from dawn to dusk. Muslims will wake up before the sun rises to eat a regular sized breakfast. Just regular stuff; for example, today I ate 2 eggs and 3 pieces of toast, drank some mango juice and water, and that was it. For the remainder of the day, dawn onwards, we will not eat or drink anything. No, not even water. We are supposed to commence with our daily activities such as work or school while we fast.

After the sun sets, we 'break' our fasts. Again, most people will eat a normal portion of food. Your body hasn't eaten all day and contrary to popular belief, you do not end up binge eating.

Fasting is certainly an important part of Ramadan, but it is not the only aspect. During Ramadan, Muslims practice abstinence and try to refrain from other things such as smoking. Ramadan can be seen as the month of purification and rejuveination of one's mind and body.

Muslims are expected to make extra donations to the poor and pray more during this month.

After Ramadan is over, we celebrate with large gatherings and feasts on a day known as Eid. A standard greeting would be "Eid Mubarak!" or "Happy Eid!".

This year, Ramadan started on Saturday, August 22nd, 2009 and will end around September 19th or 20th. Because Islamic months follow a lunar calendar, the time Ramadan takes place changes every single year. There is no set date.

Camel Toes & Custy H*es.

So, before you ask me what a camel toe is, look at the above photo. It's not there because I needed a fat chick's pic, but rather to fully show you the immense proportion of a given camel toe.

Draw your eyes towards the crotch area, what do you see? It's more than the pants scrunching up, it's a camel toe! Aww nassstyy!

So, why are camel toes so wrong? Well, if the photo above was not enough reason then you are into some kinky-ass shit man. Camel toes only occur when girls wear super tight pants. Forget muffin tops, look what happens down there! So wrong!

Ever walked downtown and saw someone sporting a velour pantsuit and you thought to yourself, damn that's ugly. Then you walk closer and feel the sudden urge to grab the light post next to you and hurl onto the street... Why? You, my friend, just saw a camel toe.

Breathe in. I know that was a loott to read about CT's but you'll get over it.

Next up: Custy Hoes.

This one girl does a greattt enactment of how to look like a hoe on youtube! I can't find her video yet, but when I do! Oh maan!!! Custy hoe's aren't just hoey, they're super-hoey.

They've taken hoe to the next level of hoeness. Yeah hoe's dress provocatively, yeah hoe's wear excessive makeup, and hoes just get around but a custy hoe does it dirrrtyy. A custy hoe knows how to smell like shit after a night out. A custy hoe knows how to cake on the makeup and make it last till 2am and when it starts to drip off, she knows it's time to take some Facebook profile pictures. A custy hoe knows how to make a night out a dirrrttyy night out. A custy hoe boasts about her STD's... her multiple partners. That is a true custy hoe. And most of all custy hoes don't ever think they're as hoey as people see them! That's when you know you've met one.

Oh, and she probably wears no undergarments.

Canadian Please!

Canadian Please!

http://www.canadianplease.ca/

You're gonna love this track! And if you don't, play it till you do!

Simply Summer.

A fedora, nice t-shirt, some beads, and nice sunglass. You're good to go!

In A Pickle.

Last Friday, three of my good friends and I headed out for, what was supposed to be, a relaxed and enjoyable dinner out at The Pickle Barrel. It was anything but.

First of all, from the time we were seated till we got our food it had been 1 hour and 28 minutes. Never in my life have I ever, ever waited that long for food! We were seated in a booth next to many other "reject" customers which included, but was not limited to, families with children who could not stop crying, frizzy haired girls, and elderly people with all the time in the world.

Either the restaurant was under staffed or the staff just extremely suck at their jobs.

Some highlights of the night included our socially-awkward waitress asking us if we wanted meat gravy after noticing we all ordered vegetarian dishes. A veggie burger, a veggie wrap, and a salmon entree. Who the hell asks if you want meat gravy after taking that order???

"Can I get fries with my salmon?" I ask. Instead of saying "yes sir you're food is so late I'll make sure you get whatever it is you would like", the girl abruptly swings over to my side of the table, unlocks her back and hangs over the menu like a loose hinge. She was vulturish. She peered intensely into the glossy pages of the menu and said, "Okay.". Then she spazztically walked off, almost in a robotic manner. A robot on acid.

One of us orders beef with shrimp. The waitress responds, "So that's beef with baby back ribs?"

Straight up; WTF? What? How? Howwww did that happen? How do you mistake SHRIMP for Baby-Back Ribs? And what kind of entree has 2 beef items?

So, we get our food ubber late and it's what? COLD. Spell it: C-O-L-D.

Our pathetic-ass waitress not only didn't know the restaurant menu, but she made sure our food got nice and cold, just perfect for eating! Not! Besides the fact that she was socially-awkward, completely oblivious of he surroundings, and a spazztic mover, she had no courtesy or respect for the, count 'em two, TWO tables she had to take care of!!! Who the F makes sure their 2 tables get their food sooo late!

Our food was so late we started chatting with the frizzy-haired girls. You know it's bad when patrons at the restaurant start making small-talk with their neighbours.

Lesson Learned?

Don't go to the Pickle Barrel inside Erin Mills. However, if you absolutely must, make sure you don't get seated with the rejects and take 4 hours out of your daybook; you're gonna need it!

The Stereos - 'Summer Girl'

Summer's new song! "Summer Girl" by The Stereos is definitely an easy listen and it's perfect for those summer parties you'll want to plan! Hopefully the rain will give us a break!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Clrnix2_Yw

One thing I found awkward with the song was that they said, "Shorty" in the lyrics... That's just... I don't know... For this type of band, that's damn awkward. Overall, it's a good song. Look forward to The Stereos making it mainstream as their songs are getting good responses on the radio and online.

Mad Men Yourself!

You can now visit http://www.madmenyourself.com/ and create YOU as a Mad Men charicature!

It's pretty basic, choose you skin colour, hair, eyes, body, and so forth. I think it only works if you pretend your older... Because I clearly don't look like that right now. Maybe when I'm older I will? Lol.

Check it out.

Coke's NEW Skim Milk Drink!!!

Coca-Cola has come out with a NEW Skim Milk drink!

Perhaps the development of this new drink was fueled by the removal of caffinated beverages in many schools in Canada and some in the United States. Who knows? It's a new product called VIO and is currently being placed in a test market; NYC to be specific.

There are 4 flavours to choose from: Very Berry, Peach-Mango, Tropical-Colada, and Citrus Burst. Though it is a skim milk beverage, this 8 ounce drink packs in 27 grams of sugar! That's a lot! It's not caffinated, to my knowledge, so let's see if it makes it into school vending machines.

If sales do well the product will be distributed throughout the U.S and Canada will be next.

Did you get a chance to try Coke's VIO beverage? Let me know how it was!

H&M Fall 2009 Menswear.

Simply perfect. The right fit with different fabrics and colours that will bring the best out in every man; H&M has perfected the art of layering for fall 2009.

The new menswear collection offers a British prep. vibe with lots of room to be versatile with the clothes. Plaids, woven knits, sharper blacks, rich grey's, and subtle strokes of nostalgia adorn this years' '09 collection.

I can't wait to see it in stores!

Jimmy Choo for H&M.

Alright ladies, the news is out on H&M's new collaborative release date!

Jimmy Choo has already been working on a collection for H&M!

Set to release this November, the collection will feature handbags, accessories, clothes, and ofcourse shoes! So far, Jimmy Choo is probably the most highly anticipated designer to join the likes of Matthew Williamson and other celebrities designing for H&M. Women can look forward to upscale and modern looks that will carry them well into winter, with pieces they will keep for a long while.

Men, there's nothing here for us from Jimmy Choo, however the new fall line by H&M is absolutely brilliant. Lots of texture and pattern; very British prep.

Funny 9 Second Video!

Once again, play it over and over again. It's lame at first, but after you watch it a few times you'll laugh so hard you'll shart!

And if you don't know what 'shart' means, then wait for my next blog that will explain it in detail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=940rzFtFNbs

FUNNIEST 4 Second Video Ever!

All I can say is play it over and over again.

You will laugh. I assure you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fItwwN-TOE

Baby Bressler Is Back, And He's All Grown Up.

Former UTSU Baby, Marc Bressler, is back in town. Upon visiting Friendship Heights, located in northwest Washington and southern Montgomery County, he reminiced his past and enjoyed his short break. Friendship Heights does not have defined borders which makes me wonder, what was MB doing there?

Getting a little crazy off the map are we? I wonder; a town without borders?

Early-on MB came to SAC (now UTSU) as a timid youngling I swayed into the fast-paced world of student politics. He quickley made his mark as UTSU's Baby and was quick to make his voice heard in our union.

Marc Bressler is now in his second year at UTM in the Management program which is, I quote, "more versatile and diverse than the economics program...".

He's still going around campus ready to tap-some-bum. The purity police have no idea. Oops.


- R

Danial Raza Bails on 'Catch-up Dinner'

There have been reports that Danial Raza, also known as D, may not be able to attend Tuesday night's scheduled 'Catch-up Dinner'.

Recently flown in from England, Mr. Raza is taking his summer break with ease, calling himself "self-employed". He, however, is not working and on occasion has been spotted wearing a beater and shorts.

The 'Catch-up Dinner" was organized by a friend of Raza's and he was expected to attend. Reports state that there is a slight possibility he may not be able to attend because of "reasons out of [his] control".

In response to this, Miss. Malik had a pms attack and freaked out.

"If he has so much free time, why isn't any of it allocated for us?" said a guest, who does not want their name to appear on this blog.

I'll keep you posted on the latest.

- R

Michael Jackson Dies At Age 50.

The "King of Pop" passed away today at around 2pm of cardiac arrest at the UCLA Hospital in Los Angeles.

Michael Jackson was not only the voice of pop, he set the record for most Grammy Awards with his Thriller album picking up 89 trophies!

His comeback tour set to hit London this summer is obviously cancelled and many diehard fans are devastated from the news. Radios have already been taking Jackson song requests and the headlines of most papers and news outlets will be about him starting tonight.

At this point, there is no news on what will happen to his 3 children nor do we know what will happen in regards to Mr. Jackson's debt left behind.

It's a sad moment in history; take a moment to remember the great man Mr. Jackson was and what he did for the industry and music lovers alike.

There's A New Mag In Town.

DV Man is the new, must-have, must-read, Scandinavian fashion magazine for all men out there!

New to Canada, DV Man has a chance for success. It has a variety of articles with a different feel in comparison to GQ or Details. DV Man has a unique approach to fashion; showing many styles not found in magazines of it's kind. Summer wedding looks and tricks to get the perfect faux-tan; they've got it all.

Pick up a copy today. Magazines are available at Chapters bookstores.

Matt White - 'Best Days'

This is a good summer song by Matt White. It's called: 'Best Days'.

You should already be listening to it; I have it on my iPod.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoh_j5kTlDU&feature=fvst

Enjoy!

Go Wild! African Lion Safari!

So, I went to the African Lion Safari yesterday, and might I say, it was quite fun!

I haven't been in a long while and going back brought memories of me growing up going there every year or so. I saw all the animals the safari is famous for plus many new ones like endangered deer from Afghanistan! This year the cheetahs were on display as free-range animals and not in cages. How and why the safari chose to do this, I don't know; it was pretty damn cool though!

Beating the 36 degree weather, I trekked through the park with water-bottle in hand and extras in my backpack. I made time for the Elephant show, Birds of Paradise show, and scenic train ride. If only I had more time, I'd watch the Birds of Prey show and go on the boat tour. The Birds of Paradise show featured many new animals including a toucan, peacock, and emu.

Finishing off the day I walked into the gift shop and bought a few small things for people at home. All in all, it was a great day! I put on sunscreen and I still tanned a lot! I've got the flip-flop lines to prove it!

Adult tickets were $24.95, and for a day full of safari fun it was more than worth it!

SAVINGS NOTE! If you show your CAA membership card you can get a discount! It isn't anything insane but every dollar counts!

Visit http://www.lionsafari.com/home.html for park details, hours, and more!

Spring Shoe Sale Update!

UPDATE!

I went to Spring the other day and found out that some women's shoes, after all discounts ended up being a mere $4!!!

$4!!! WHATT???!!!

Yes, it's true.

Check it out for yourself at the Heartland Town Centre location in Mississauga.

Spring Shoe Sale!

Spring is having a shoe sale!

Their Heartland location in Mississauga, located near Mavis and Britannia, has the best deals by far! You get 50% off the lowest ticketed price! So, in other words, I got a pair of dark chocolate loafers for $25! Originally sold for $98, they were marked down to $50, and then I got an additional 50% off!

Sweet!!!

These are the one's I got: http://www.myspringshoes.com/ca-eng/men/shoes/city/73208427-jorn

The men's shoe collection is extensive, but I'll be honest, a lot of the styles are crap. If you find a good pair, buy it! They'll even ship it to your house for FREE if they don't have your size! Now, how's that for an incentive?

Women have it better. Your section certainly has wearable styles and some shoes are an astounding $10 after all discounts!

White Guys Can Dance!

White guys can dance! Check out how they pull off some Bollywood moves!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn_UFNB4yxk&feature=related

(Bargello.com is a Pakistani boutique that specializes in traditional and modern wear for men and women.)

H&M Sale! Sale! Sale!

H&M is having a massive clearance sale!

I went there the other day and picked up a nice fedora for $5, three pairs of socks for $2, and I'm headed back for more!

I'm not sure about all H&M locations, however, Mississauga and Toronto are participating in this sale.

For more details and store phone numbers, visit: www.hm.com

Happy Father's Day!

Today was Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day to all the Dad's out there!

Today, I decided to break away from ties, shirts, gift certificates, tools, and the "typical presents". I went out and got the nicest pen set I could afford. Burgundy with silver accents, this has got to be something my Dad will use! He always asks me for my pens when he's going to a conference so I decided, I might as well get him one of his own!

Needless to say, he liked it. A good card with sincere thoughts also made it much more than a gift.

What did you end up getting your Dad this year? Was is conventional? Was is weird? Let me know!

Ben Stiller At His Best.

"3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity."

Take a moment and drop by your video store or get it at Wal-Mart for $5. (Really, I checked, it's only $5.00!)

'Zoolander' has got to be one of the funniest movies out there! Everybody's seen it and if you haven't you're missing out!

Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson play two competitive male models in the ever-changing world that is, the fashion industry. Hilarious, memorable, quotable, funny, and a staple item in your movie diet, 'Zoolander' is a must!

Get up, rent it or buy it, call up a friend or two, and get ready for a good laugh. Let's remember Ben Stiller at his best!

10 Material Goods I Cannot Live Without!

1. Face moisturizer.

2. My Blackberry.

3. Clothes. Lots and lots of clothes.

4. My Tommy watch.

5. Sunglasses.

6. My iPod.

7. My Mac. Once you go Mac you don't go back. PC sucks.

8. Shoes.

9. A super-hygiene kit.

10. Difi hair creme.

What can't you live without?

Music Biz's New Kid!

His name is Justin Bieber; aged 15 and from our very own Stratford, Ontario!

Justin Bieber is the newest young talent to hit the music scene. His new single "One Time" is already a huge success and fans are dying for more!

Justin was discovered through an audition which he landed from posting up some of his singing skills in YouTube videos. Signed by Usher, this young Canadian has got the chance to be the totally new, 2009 version of Aaron Carter. Let's see where he goes!

Check out his YouTube page and his single "One Time" at: http://www.youtube.com/user/kidrauhl

Biotherm Homme Shaving Foam.

The Biotherm Homme Collection offers a wide variety of men's skincare products to suit every man's needs.

Today, I've got to rave about their shaving foam! By far this has got to be the best shaving foam I have ever, ever used! It's subtle enough for all skin-types, even for sensitive skin.

Around $20 a can, it certainly has a hefty price-tag in the shaving foam category. However, I've always said this and I'll say it again: Usually, better products require less and provide superior results if not better results than the cheaper alternative.

Biotherm Homme Skincare products are available at Shoppers Drug Mart and other select skincare retailers.

Visit their website at: http://www.biothermhomme.ca/welcome_homme.aspx

BRUNO!

Sacha Baron Cohen is back! This time as an Austrian fashion icon!

Famous for his role in Borat, the new character of Bruno is sure to please. There's already a buzz and even GQ took notice, featuring the clad Cohen on the cover of their latest issue.

Within the magazine there are hilarious answers given by 'Bruno' about several fashion dilemma's. Magazines are on stands now.

One of my friends called Mr. Cohen "The modern comedian of our times.". I'm sure he's going to push the envelope further and receive twice the laughter. He takes chances and he gets a positive response. People like his confidence and versatility. First it was Ali G., then Borat, and now Bruno. I can only imagine what's next!

Bruno hits theatres on July 10th 2009.

Fat People Can't Wear Stupid Shirts... Or Tank-tops.

Stupid shirts are a definite hit with tech geeks, loners, and unmarried men over the age of 35.

Before I go on I'll let you know what I mean by a "stupid shirt". It's pretty much what it sounds like, a shirt with a stupid image or phrase on it. For example, a shirt that says, "I don't have a big brain but I am big down there." accompanied by a large arrow pointing to the crotch area. An even better example is a shirt with: "I AM A VIRGIN." in large block letters. What the hell are the people sporting these thinking???! Let's not forget those Joe's you see buying RedBull at the 7-Eleven showcasing their unlaundered and decolourized Dragon Ball Z t-shirts. Listen up, you look stupid. Take that shit off and buy a polo.

Now, when it comes to fat people; specifically those of us who are under 5'5" and have a waist size of 38", I think it's safe to say you are asking for it when you prance around in a "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap." t-shirt. I don't know, that's just me. Maybe you feel comfortable hearing snickers about your shirt that clearly refers to YOU and your bodyweight.

Apart from being completely tacky and flagging you as a total retard, stupid shirts have nothing going for them. So why do people continue to wear them? They have no idea of how to express themselves without something being there to start a conversation. Simple as that.

FATTIES & TANK-TOPS:

Now, tank-tops and fat people. Two things that should NEVER, NEVER go together! It's like a black figure skater! What??! No. Just no. I mean, I haven't seen it yet. We'll get there soon Obama!

The fact that your ripples and rolls will push through the tank top is one thing. What about all that unkept, beastly chest hair that seems to flow over the neckline like crawling vines up a castle wall? Yeah. Nasty. Since you're incapable of shaving or waxing, cover it up!

Lesson Learned:

Fat people with no style need help. So, if you see someone, then, help them! Fit is key and people who don't know what fits and what doesn't usually resort to the shittiest crap in the store.