Camel Toes & Custy H*es.

So, before you ask me what a camel toe is, look at the above photo. It's not there because I needed a fat chick's pic, but rather to fully show you the immense proportion of a given camel toe.

Draw your eyes towards the crotch area, what do you see? It's more than the pants scrunching up, it's a camel toe! Aww nassstyy!

So, why are camel toes so wrong? Well, if the photo above was not enough reason then you are into some kinky-ass shit man. Camel toes only occur when girls wear super tight pants. Forget muffin tops, look what happens down there! So wrong!

Ever walked downtown and saw someone sporting a velour pantsuit and you thought to yourself, damn that's ugly. Then you walk closer and feel the sudden urge to grab the light post next to you and hurl onto the street... Why? You, my friend, just saw a camel toe.

Breathe in. I know that was a loott to read about CT's but you'll get over it.

Next up: Custy Hoes.

This one girl does a greattt enactment of how to look like a hoe on youtube! I can't find her video yet, but when I do! Oh maan!!! Custy hoe's aren't just hoey, they're super-hoey.

They've taken hoe to the next level of hoeness. Yeah hoe's dress provocatively, yeah hoe's wear excessive makeup, and hoes just get around but a custy hoe does it dirrrtyy. A custy hoe knows how to smell like shit after a night out. A custy hoe knows how to cake on the makeup and make it last till 2am and when it starts to drip off, she knows it's time to take some Facebook profile pictures. A custy hoe knows how to make a night out a dirrrttyy night out. A custy hoe boasts about her STD's... her multiple partners. That is a true custy hoe. And most of all custy hoes don't ever think they're as hoey as people see them! That's when you know you've met one.

Oh, and she probably wears no undergarments.